Vicki Belo's New Vagina Tightening Machine Needs a Name!

The latest addition to Belo Medical Group's arsenal of beauty-and-physique-enhancing-equipment, a vagina tightening machine, needs a name.

And no less than Dra. Vicki Belo herself is asking help from her friends and followers on Twitter to give it the proper branding it deserves.

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Won't you help her, TP Friends? What would be your peg?

Who knows, if your 'name' gets chosen, you or one of your female friends could get a free vagina tightening session from Dra. Vicki herself. Or not.

UPDATE as of 8:45PM, July 7, 2011 --

OK. Apparently, three winners have already been chosen. Each received Php 5,000 worth of gift certificate from Belo Medical Group, which I believe isn't enough to cover one vagina tightening session using that machine. Or is it?

Anyway, here's one of the winning entries:

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Vagina + Magnet = Vagnet. Not bad.


But Dra. Vicki's favorite entry is the one submitted by her son, Quark Henares:

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HappyTite. Hilarious. :D